Stootie's Shitty Wok Cafe

@toploader Yea and just like wine once I remove the lid it wont last long, im putting 1-2 teaspoons in my coffee and im on 40 cups a day 🤣 No it'll hardly be that many, you lose count after the first 5 anyway.lol 🙂 ☕

I infused 100g of butter a few weeks ago and I thought I would try making something with it the other day.

I got some ingredients gathered together, a bar of chocolate (95 grams), 225 grams of crushed shortbread and 100 grams of shitty butter (im not 100% sure about the weight of the chocolate and shortbread but I think that's what it was)

I melted the chocolate and butter and mixed it in the bowl with the shortbread, than I packed it into my chocolate bar molds

then I put it in the fridge to cool down, and here's the finished shitty shortbread bar's

and what does it taste like I hear you ask, well... there's a clue in the name 🤣 No it's actually not too bad, it doesn't make you want to rush back imediately for a 2nd helping but it's not ungood either, maybe a bit more chocolate wouldnt have hurt, It would probably be good with ice cream.

I have no idea how strong it is either because getting high is my first move after I get out of bed, so by the time I try any of my edibles im already well up in the air 😆 

@stootie wow ... looks gourmet !!! 😜

These are my unbaked hashimoto easter bunny egg cookies lol see the artfulness of the egg placement . Lol

Hope your well , loving your culinary adventures 🙂 

@hashimoto That's some precision egg placement right enough, the hen must have been squatting bang on centre when she laid them 😆   and I guarantee they taste a lot better than a slab of shitty shortbread.lol

They look amazing 🤤 nice work bro 🙂 

@hashimoto  I don’t know if its all the MJ ilI smoked but they sure look FN good right now.

I got a new machine home this week, it's one of those cake decorating things, the chinese made it and they call it a Sugar Paste Extruder, we might even call it the same, I dont know but this little sugar extruder is for squeezing the shitty oil out of the weed.

I didn't have any MCT oil left so I tried doing a double infusion using coconut oil and avb, iv got a lot of tins of avb sitting here im needing to get used up

and when I was making that stuff some MCT oil came with the post 😀 

So iv been grinding up Blueberry x OG Kush and got another batch of shitty oil on the go just like J.R Brewing 🤠 

and here's the goods,

that's yesterdays avb stuff on the right, iv made avb Cream/balm before but never tried infusing twice. It's a bit darker and smells stronger this time so im guessing it worked ok, I'll need to try it with good weed and MCT sometime and see what like it is.

That squeezing tool doesn't hold a lot so I had to fill it up a few times, I used a plastic filler/funnel and filled the tube with the weed after most of the oil had drained through the sieve

It's made from stainless steel, or so the chinese say, and you can apply a lot of force to the squeezing. I suppose one good thing about it not holding a lot of weed is you'll get more oil out when your just squeezing smaller amounts.

It's fuckin solid little weed pellets it makes.lol you could load the shotgun with them and have coconut flavoured non-lethal crowd control, it would keep the barrel nice and oiley too.lol

It's a very good machine for the job though but if it was twice as big it would have likely been better but im certainly not complaining because this is by far the most oil iv got back out of weed. I usually get about one glass jar but I got a good bit more this time so that £8.99 that I wired to the land of the rising sun, cake decorating things and weed squeezing company was money well spent 🙂 👍