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Scenario - So you've spent the afternoon titivating your beautiful flowering ladies and frankly you stink. Your clothes are okay, but your hands are covered in sticky goodness. There's a knock at the door and your other half calls out, "darling it's the vicar !" You need to clean up and deodorise quick -

What's your best tips ??

 

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Posted : April 22, 2021 5:26 pm
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Coat a quilt or blanket in Febreze or some kind of fabric softener or conditioners, wrap yourself in that blanket, answer the door and look ill. 

The smell will be covered by the quilt, and the quilt will also cement the fact you're ill in their heads lol. 

They say you really don't know how to do a thing until you know how to fix it when you do it wrong.

 
Posted : April 22, 2021 5:31 pm
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Coat a quilt or blanket in Febreze or some kind of fabric softener or conditioners, wrap yourself in that blanket, answer the door and look ill. 

The smell will be covered by the quilt, and the quilt will also cement the fact you're ill in their heads lol. 

Classic, love it ! 🤣🤣

Time to grow old disgracefully.

 
Posted : April 22, 2021 5:34 pm
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Focus on Jesus, Not the Priest LoL  

 
Posted : April 22, 2021 5:49 pm
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Posted by: @macky

Coat a quilt or blanket in Febreze or some kind of fabric softener or conditioners, wrap yourself in that blanket, answer the door and look ill. 

The smell will be covered by the quilt, and the quilt will also cement the fact you're ill in their heads lol. 

Anwser for everything man😂 that’s why we love Percy’s ( not u Macky lol) I would run if someone answered the door and all I could smell was Fabreze lmfao. U need to ask why is this person perfumed up, are they trying to tempt me in lol.

 
Posted : April 22, 2021 6:04 pm
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Go to the first floor room above the door being knocked, open the window and reply with the words  "sorry vicar, due to Covid, we are still shielding" 

Works every time (especially with the in-laws).....😉

Prior Planning And Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Well, we'll just see about that...😁

 
Posted : April 22, 2021 6:12 pm
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Tell him to piss off you don’t go to church! 

If your plan is for one year, plant rice
If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years, educate children.
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Posted : April 22, 2021 9:00 pm
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Posted by: @3plantspete

Tell him to piss off you don’t go to church! 

Ah... he's come to discuss your quotation to paint the vestry 😉

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@toploader aaahhhh you should of said I was a painter and decorator, just stick me hands in some white spirit then that should do the job 😂

If your plan is for one year, plant rice
If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years, educate children.
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Posted : April 23, 2021 6:40 am
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Seems like disguising the smell is order of the day. How about alcohol wipes, do they work ?

Time to grow old disgracefully.

 
Posted : April 23, 2021 9:18 am
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