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I saw this online, thought Id post it here and start a jokes thread 😉

An undercover cop called at my farm in the sticks yesterday evening...
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!”

I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my work. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

“Your badge, show him your fucking badge!”

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Posted : September 19, 2019 11:07 am
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found this the other day

It is better to keep one’s mouth shut and let everyone think You’re a fool than to open it and prove them all right

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Posted : September 20, 2019 5:55 am
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How do fish get stoned?
From Seaweed

 

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Posted : August 12, 2020 2:13 am
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@alij68 that joke was so bad ima have to decide wether to hit that like button 🤣

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Posted : August 12, 2020 2:34 am
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@monkeydo Bad jokes are always more fun. You know ya gonna "Like" it lol

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Posted : August 12, 2020 2:37 am
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Bam, done it!

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Posted : August 12, 2020 2:43 am
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An Alcoholic, a Heroin addict and a Stoner is sitting planning a Bank robbery..

Alcoholic: Let's get drunk, smash the door open, thrash the place and scream... GIVE US THE MONEY

Heroin Addict: Naaaah maaaan, we have a little fix.. then we float in silently... Nobody will notice us and we grab the money and go buy more smack... 

Stoner: Why don't we smoke a spliff and wait until tomorrow.... 

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