Questions What can i use to mask a piss test?
I'm working in a site that does random monthly drug tests. Is there anything I can use or do to mask the thc in my urine?
I'm in QLD Australia so if any Aussies know of a product local to Australia that could help me. Thank you in advance ......
P.s drug tests suck mouldy dogs balls
On the day, get someone elses urine, a non smoker and keep it in a condom etc. close to your body...they dont have the power to watch you give the sample so quick swap around in the toilet and your good
@satans-soup-soils find a nice person preferably the same sex 😆 once I had H&S look at me daft as I had lady levels of estrogen in my wee 😆 🤣 fill up a condom with a non smokers urine and keep it in your lunch bag , 🎒, I was a driver so mine was in the cab , when you hear they are around , quick go get it , down your pants to warm up , they test the temp and jackpot ,
Or drink 10 pints of unset jelly (jello) as our bodies will get rid of excess lipids first ,leaving our thc soaked lipids be but it's awfull , first 4 pints are OK 👍
There is also a unit you buy its a false cock and balls , comes in all skin tones , pubic hair colours , cut ,uncut ect expensive , but you get chemical urine for it ,my mate habib had one 😉
@zn 😳 DUDE!!!! I'm an electrician not a magician 😂 that's the trick ZN. It's bloody random. No one knows when they'll show up to site.
Need to seal it in something airtight then and store for the occasion, if its not air tight, it will go rancid
Don’t bother with any of the headshop shit or detox stuff it doesn’t work. Thc can be stored in your fat cells for 4 months plus. Other people’s piss can work but you have to keep it warm like it’s been mentioned. I’ve always been lucky when I was working and use to get tested. I always knew when the tests were being carried out giving me time to prepare. It used to take me 3 weeks to get a negative reading but it all depends on how much you smoke. I am a heavy smoker. The best way is a litre of pink grapefruit juice a day (breaks down fat) and at least 2 litres of water to flush it out. A lot of fat cells are lost through pee. You can get piss sticks on eBay so you can test yourself at home. If you’re not that heavy a smoker it may only take a week to get rid but there isn’t a quick fix I’m afraid. This is what pisses me off with roadside testing by the police. Go on a massive bender of coke,smack, crack and 24hrs clean result. Have a joint on a Monday get pulled on a fri and still test positive is a piss take! Especially when you’re probably still ok to drive after the joint🤦♂️ Anyway hope it goes well and it might be an idea if you can to stop slofie a bit till they’ve finished testing 👊✌️
Can definitely agree to avoid the detox drinks if you're a heavy smoker, it will work for the weekend / occasional smoker if you get the right brand but let's be honest, there are no weekend smokers that sign up to cannabis forum 🤣
Honestly, in our experience just buy fake / synthetic urine, well worth researching the brand. We've sold quick fix for about 7 years now, I've worked here for nearly 5 years and have never encountered any customers with problems with it and would go as far to say that its in our top 10 most popular products. I've sold it to a lot of my personal friends who work in construction and they always call it's praises. Perfectly legal to buy and sell. Quick Fix is always updating their formula too and actually contains urea, is unisex so a male or female can use it to pass nicotine tests. To ensure passing a urinalysis, the Quick Fix contains all the ingredients normally found in urine and is balanced for pH, specific gravity, creatinine, and several other urine characteristics.
One of the biggest hurdles on a drug test day is you might not know exactly what time of day your test is, a heat pack solves this issue and heats up to 90-100F in an hour and stays at that temperature for 6 hours. Or, if you do know the time of your test you can microwave the bottle for 10 seconds for the initial heat, then put the heat pack around it, it fits in your pants of course and it can be reheated with another heater pad if you end up not being tested that day.
Not suggesting you buy this from us necessarily, but well worth checking out if anybody in your area sells it. Fake piss is pretty smart nowadays You can actually buy a fake 'member' too that you can pump the pee through if they actually stand there and physically watch you urinate; 2021, man.
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