So just chucking this out there..
as in true stoner style, I sometimes have trouble in remembering some things, sometimes...
I seem to have trouble when asked ‘tell us a joke?’ as I can only seem to remember shit jokes when asked this, yet I’ve heard plenty of good jokes! Why is this? ?
anyway, if there isn’t a thread already for our best jokes, maybe we could share a few here, then when I need one I can get some good ones here !
ok I would start but I can’t think of any good ones atm 😂😂😂😂
please help!
Time to pop some more beans 😗
Why is a giraffe's neck so long??????? 
Because they're heads are so High!
There you go @Chillbert, let's see somebody top that one. Ha
What's E.T short for? ................. Because he has little legs
What's red and invisible? .............No Tomatoes
Did you hear about the deformed dwarf? ............. He was 6ft 10"
Whats small, pink, wrinkled and hangs out of grandad's drawers? .................... Granny
Whats green and eats nuts? ...................... Syphilis
In the corridors of power where the talks are in full swing
If you can't say it with flowers Then don't say anything
Once I got off the plane in London, non-stop from Chicago O'hare, I couldn't wait to eat some good food. I wanted a real English Cheeseburger. I just wanted to find a pub with a grill so I can order that cheeseburger that has been on my mind all afternoon. When I smelled the food coming from the grill in that pub my stomach grumbled to let me know that this was the place. That is when I noticed someone have TWO patties on his cheeseburger with the top bun removed showing all his toppings. I knew that's what I had to order. I had to have a double like that! But when my order came to my table, it wasn't the "Pint and the Double Decker" that I ordered. All I got was a beer and directions to the bus station.
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Attention Cafe Racers: "Watch out for Sundae Drivers."
If knew it was gonna be this bad I wouldn't have given you the link 😉 lol
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
― Mark Twain
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!“ asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit.“
This morning saw what will probably become the worst air disaster in the Midwest.
An ultralight single-seater plane crashed into a cemetery in Stockholm, Wisconsin.
So far, the search and rescue teams have recovered 1736 bodies and as the digging continues into the night, we can only expect that number to climb
A woman comes to a cashier in a supermarket and puts up a frozen pizza, one can of coke and one Snickers bar.
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The cashier comments, “Oh, looks like you’re single.”
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The woman replies, “Um, wow, yes. How did you guess?”
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The cashier answers, “Because you’re ugly.”
A guy goes to the doctor, “Please help me. I’m constantly coughing and out of breath and it’s getting worse.”
The doctor asks, “Do you smoke weed?”
“Yes, but it’s not helping at all!”
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